Vampire Breast Lifts Are The Latest Bizarre Craze Sweeping The Internet

I’m often baffled at the things women will do to look good. I know we’re living in an age of ‘body shaming’ and there is untold pressure to look like Sienna Miller and Jennifer Lawrence, but there needs to be a line drawn somewhere. Sadly though, the quest for perfection knows no bounds and women are delving into ever deeper and ever darker places to get the ideal body.

With this in mind, I would like to introduce you to the new body craze, the ‘vampire breast lift’. Arguably the stupidest thing I’ve seen for a long while, women are now getting blood injected into their breasts.